trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
(Source: neptunain, via unretrieved)
my hobbies include being right and petting other peoples cats
do you ever start writing a text post and halfway through you’re just like “nah”
"This is why you should never, ever get your hopes up. This is why you should see the glass as half empty. So when the whole thing spills, you aren’t as devastated."
my guinea pig makes me so happy sometimes i just watch him chew his food like “those are the cutest little chews i’ve ever seen im going to watch you eat until you feel uncomfortable and hide”
"The fucking thought of you with somebody else, I don’t like that."
It’s International Sows’ Day!
Burvil & Mantequilla thank the Boars of Tumblr for not being dicks about it.